So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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