the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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