I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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