I hate your face
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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