oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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