You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize