its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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