i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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