She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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