You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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