I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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