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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    Hahahaha Awful but awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:34pm

    There are a lot of great texts on this site, but this was the first one that literally made me lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:07am

    this one...this one was almost the death of me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:33am

    I'm crying right now, laughter and tears!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:50pm

    This is fucking great, Im glad this person is in my area code!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:13pm

    Haha, one of the best ways to tell someone you shit yourself.

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    Submitted by osubeast on Sep 1, 10 at 11:41pm

    Rep'in the 269!!!

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    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Sep 16, 10 at 7:38pm

    Lol tgis is a great text