I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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