why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize