Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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