How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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