Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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