She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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