How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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