I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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