Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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