If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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