This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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