Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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