Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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That's a fucked up ass move
I see a face punch in your future... well, multiple face punches...
More like a blue waffle.
Wow... she's a slut and the roommate's a asshat.
Someone needs to twatswat that dude's girlfriend.
Kill?
A contract is a contract.
"He has to go right; who (in there) right min'd would say no, to waffles." Shakespeare
And that's how all three of them ended up with herpes.
@kdogchatterbox. He's explaining that you need to turn right in order to get the waffles?
Congrats! You're now box brothers, man up and go be waffle brothers too. Bro's befo ho's!!!
Yep sounds like something my buddy would say..that's why I hit him in the face last week haha
sluts and jackass room mates. and they say those are the best years of your life. which means you should just start drinking now.
Douchebag
He has to go right who in there right mind would say no to waffles. :D
it took me 5 tries to understand what this said because of the lack of punctuation.
i give you props. it took me a hell of a lot longer. i still don't think i have it.
What the fuck does that post say?!
"He has to go, right? Who, in their right mind, would say no to waffles?" At least I think...
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