I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize