love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching her eat just hurts me
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize