Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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