do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my sisters under your porch take her home
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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