your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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