my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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