Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My vagina just clenched in fear
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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