careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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