i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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