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  • 67 61
    Submitted by sexiee69 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:06pm

    My mom laughs at everything and does the electric slide.

  • 57 46
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 18, 10 at 11:35pm

    These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!

  • 51 41
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 18, 10 at 6:14pm

    Stiflers Mom!!!

  • 44 34
    Submitted by getcrunkedmv on Jul 18, 10 at 6:43pm

    SALLY!!!!

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 18, 10 at 6:33pm

    Stacy's mom...

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:19am

    Probably because this isn't firstyland. Firstyland is in the Blue Oyster Bar

  • 49 57
    Submitted by GMONEY93 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:35pm

    ... in bed

  • 42 43
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 18, 10 at 6:34pm

    I love fucking milfs.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by bragelikestorage on Jul 18, 10 at 7:41pm

    "firsty" is like the new F word in my book. Everytime I see it I cringe.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 5:20pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:27am

    Well your mom must have a stick up her ass all the time so at least she turns into loose thirsty bitch.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 18, 10 at 9:50pm

    Leave lady gaga alone, you dumb fuck

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 18, 10 at 5:05pm

    boats and hoes.....oh wait...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:28pm

    This pretzels are making me firsty is the new " that's what she said " lmao

  • 34 37
    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 19, 10 at 10:13pm

    Because she easier.......

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:24am

    I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 5:57pm

    ESP ur dad- that poor bastard!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 18, 10 at 5:51pm

    this firsty is making me horny

  • 38 50
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 11:40pm

    Sorry keith.. The beer dingo protects all members of the firsty revolution... Beer dingo has awsome protective properties of hops .. And yeast.. And umm water, maybe some belgian sugar....

  • 42 58
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 8:48pm

    Why can't y'all just leave firsty alone? The cops are harassing him cause his pretzels smell like weed and he gets more death threats than anyone I know. Let him be thirsty!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:47pm

    The cops often question firsty, just because they find him interesting

  • 36 47
    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 19, 10 at 12:28am

    Ur moms a drunk whore!!!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by feetspace on Jul 18, 10 at 6:41pm

    My mom insists that she needs to run the windshield wipers in the car.... I hate being DD

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:20am

    And instead of from pretzels they get their salty fix from the jismy membership fee each patron happily pays

  • 35 53
    Submitted by memyself on Jul 18, 10 at 11:01pm

    Whoever this is must be talking about my mom

  • 31 45
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 18, 10 at 8:30pm

    Stiflers mom!!!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 18, 10 at 11:42pm

    That's not your mother, that's my wife!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by drunkme on Jul 19, 10 at 1:16am

    I wonder if their mother posts on http://www.deardrunkme.com/

  • 27 41
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:53pm

    Anon is the bar you spoke of perhaps a fruity bar? How would you know that? Visit there much?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:05pm

    My mom goes all crazy singing on rockband LOL

  • 28 48
    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:52pm

    Milfss(:

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 12:18am

    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • 30 55
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:52pm

    Keithstoner firsty does not condone violence.

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 12:20am

    It's Jason Statham, and I agree with ImKiethStone.

  • 26 51
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:22am

    Js why don't you and ks hold hands and skip your asses out of firstyland if you hate it so much?

  • 33 67
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 19, 10 at 12:27am

    I actually like your father better!

  • 28 58
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:54pm

    Kstoned, maybe if you had fresh pretzels you not want to punch firsty in the face? There's some in the oven now.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:03am

    Tick Tick, you may want to disable your apparatus now? In firstyland such devices aren't allowed. We are a peaceful society. We fast on pretzels and beer, water, vodka etc. so that other apps may have food.

  • 28 66
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 6:06pm

    Firsty?!!!!! I'm finally not thirsty. I like Sprite.

  • 21 60
    Submitted by lofty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:47am

    I'm from the 508