Texts From Last Night · lofty's Favorites

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(410): View more from Maryland

i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.

(443): View more from Maryland

do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.

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(813): View more from Florida

I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Guess she heard her killer coming

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(707): View more from California

I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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(281): View more from Texas

okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.

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