If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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