is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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