I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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