You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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