So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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