Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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