God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize