My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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