She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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