I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Jerry, you need to find god
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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