We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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