that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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