I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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