the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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