I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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