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  • 96 65
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 1:32pm

    watched Dumbo while high

  • 83 57
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 6, 11 at 2:58am

    Your confusion is irrelephant.

  • 82 60
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 5, 11 at 5:03pm

    There have been cases recently of elephants breaking into villages in certain places in africa in order to consume the alcohol supply. Some speculate they do this in order to get the inebriation effect from alcohol, but I think they just want to forget.

    • 62 68
      Submitted by crofty on Dec 5, 11 at 6:55pm

      You know what they say...

      • 70 60
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 9:28pm

        that Africa is irreparably fucked? yea you do hear that alot

  • 81 64
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 5, 11 at 9:18pm

    Her best friend was killed by an elephant. The son of a bitch left the body in his trunk for a week afterwards

  • 71 52
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 3:00pm

    Definitely just watched Dumbo.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by ckb71 on Dec 5, 11 at 3:14pm

    must be feeling fat.

  • 71 55
    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 6, 11 at 11:52pm

    Cold Play. Para para paradise\nCouldn't resist

  • 68 55
    Submitted by entersandman13 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:16pm

    Either that or they watched that terrible Tony Jaa movie 'The Protector' and were so sad that they wasted the time on it.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by courtchronic on Dec 5, 11 at 2:11pm

    They're terribly sad creatures. Ever seen one smile?

  • 70 62
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Dec 5, 11 at 7:31pm

    They never forget. How sad is that!

  • 62 64
    Submitted by simplysince05 on Dec 6, 11 at 8:49am

    Mad at Bama for going to BCS championship?

  • 60 69
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 11 at 2:45pm

    Sounds like my ex-wife. Every time she sees an elephant she is reminded of me. Only I have three legs. Not four